I can smell the change thats on your hands
Packing up your philips head and honey bear
Brandy danced for you and all your friends
Last night you think you might have left your money there
Good morning now your keys are gone
And the thundercats are on
The papers here, it says its over; kiss your mom
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing
Crystal was an unsuccessful blonde
Hasnt been to bed now for a week or two
Organizing closets until dawn
Its lovely how shes always finding things to do
Now Scottys knife is in your hand
And your contacts in the sand
Youre hallucinating in the heat
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing
Ninety-seven stitches and a cast
Sixty absent days but what you gonna do
Thought you said those breaks of yours would last
Now go before somebody drops a house on you
Jordan got so mad
He threw his hammer at your head
Sent you home and said hed pick you up at five
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing
Keep on playing maybe itll happen dear
I cant believe the doctor said hed leave those bbs in your head
But I think he said he thought you shouldnt drive
So call us if you make it there alive
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